Sexting blue Balls (SBB)

When a girl fail to give a satisfying conclusion to her increasingly compelling description of any kind of erotical/ sexual activity, and leave you stranded with a useless electronic boner. The arm of choice for this kind of treacherous behaviour is obviously the text message, altough it has been reported that some tormentors are brave enough to do it through Whatsapp, killing their social presence (as they have to close the app) for the mere pleasure of knowing that your cum will sit tight.

Girl "I would kiss your lips, then your cheeks"

then I would go on down slowly , bitting tenderly your neck, pressing my lips against your chest"

"then i would get to your tummy, kissing your belly button"

"and then "
Me : "Then ? AND THEN ?"
Girl :

Me checking constantly the stupid whatsapp message notification status that keeps on displaying the same message sent, message sent , message gent" shit yet another case of Sexting blue Balls (SBB). Fuck me"

by Alex Dürer November 29, 2017

Blue Bandit

When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.

Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"

by Bhetty November 30, 2022

blue ornaments

Basically its the same thing as blue balls except more festive.

Guy 1:Dude Becky left me with blue ornaments

Guy2: Isn't that the same thing as blue balls but festive?

Guy1: Yessir

by Alec Buchanan November 24, 2020

simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).

“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”

by DJ Dash September 12, 2021

Blue Behemoth

A kind of person who thinks it's cool to flirt with girls with an opening such as "M'lady" and lie that he's actually not as tall as he is in his real life. Originated in /r/formula1 chats.

Sometimes is referred to as "Blue fuck" or "Blue guy"

- I met Chloe Stroll yesterday. I greeted her m'lady from my Mercedes C63 AMG and she said she's a Lewis Hamilton fan
- Gosh, you're such a fucking Blue Behemoth

by not_so_simple_now_eeh September 5, 2018

Blue Anon

A loosely organized group media members and left wing influencers who spread left-wing such as the Russian collusion hoax, Ukrainian quid pro quo theory and Brett Kavanaugh sexual assault allegations. Blue Anon strongly believe that right-wing extremists will storm Capital Hill any day now and “remove” lawmakers from office, hence the need for the deployment of thousands of National Guard stationed at the U.S. Capital

I hear there’s going to be storming of the Capital next week by the boogaloo gang dressed as Antifa. Better get ready for the end of Democracy.

“ Chill bro. You sound like Blue Anon”

by Tsarbomba March 7, 2021

Blue pool

When you pee in the pool and the chemical that turns your urine blue takes effect.

yesterday my little brother took a pis in the pool and it turned into a blue pool when the chemical reaction occurred.

by holllaaaaaapoooopyyybooottyyyy August 28, 2012