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Blue Text Syndrome

When all the most recent texts, DM’s, group chats and replies are from you and there hasn’t been a reaction or response.
Damn I just texted five people and three group chats and no one has replied yet. Came down with Blue Text Syndrome
by Socksuntershoes June 30, 2023
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Blue lighted

Where you haven't had sex in a while and your body is not used to it and you get random boners without thinking of anything sexual
by Bazza March 5, 2017
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Blue

I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
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I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
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"Hey Jeremy, why you so sad?" "I'm not sad I'm blue da ba dee da ba di"
by IWTFES March 6, 2022
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Feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.
Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.
by Theodore H Biscuit October 14, 2010
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blue mamba

A mixed drink made from blue Hawaiian Punch and whipped cream vodka.
That blue mamba last night was the best thing I ever drank!
by MangomanG0 July 2, 2017
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Blue bars

When Blizzard teases you with the servers being up early to the point of no return, and then fails to handle log ins.
"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."
by thejtown August 12, 2025
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