Ur mom

A wonderful lady

Ur mom is great.

by Picture frames November 17, 2019

Your mom

A fat fucking pig

Your mom so fat
She’s just like a pig

by Man really forgor December 16, 2021

A Midwestern Soccer Mom

An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.

I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.

by ypoctac June 24, 2021

Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.

Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!

by Weak weasel January 16, 2022

Your Mom

Your mom jokes are used for Dumb jokes 3rd graders use

3rd grader:Your Mom is so Fat, When she fell I didn't laugh but the sidewalk cracked up.

Other 3rd grader:Ohhhhhhh That was goooood

by 09M09M October 21, 2021

Mom-gasm

When as a mother you walk into a room and see a chore was done without asking anyone to do it.

Sally walked into the kitchen and had a Mom-gasm because her husband had done the dishes without being asked.

by Sailormouthsarah January 22, 2021

mom

Mom- a mom is someone who cares- slaps the shit out of you for not doing the dishes.

Mom STOP!!

by hara$ March 31, 2021