Jack portato

Stinks like poo cant drive and is built like a panda always is squinting hides in trees and stays in warm areas and is always aggressive when in your in its vicinity its slang word comes from the high mountains of Somalia where the villagers call it Jackyacks.

You are such a Jack portato

by Mr Gdem September 9, 2022

Jack

Jack is a fun person to be around with a strong personality. He loves animals and friends. He will protect you in any situation and will always get you through rough times. He’s very polite and really strong inside and out.

Person 1: Did you meet Jack?
Person 2: Yess he is the best

by …………………….. June 14, 2021

Jack Paradise

An awkward dinosaur.

Thats Jack Paradise

by boogieboy December 4, 2010

That Jack

That feeling you get riiight when you're peaking the top of the "addy mountain". Not to be confused with "talk to the conductor" or "the train". This is the moment after you've taken you're so called ADD medicine that shit really starts to get done. Normally lasting (in a higher metabolism individual) no longer than 1-2 hours, give or take. At "the peak" one will generally find an insatiable need for nicotine of some sort and possible "jawing" may ensue.

Yo dawg, I just ripped about 40mg of addy and I'm on that jaaaaaaaack (That Jack).

by nibblegnome October 20, 2011

Jack cuzzi

Where a guy presses his Johnson up against a jacuzzi jet to test the water pressure

I did a jack cuzzi in the jacuzzi today!

by 4realazitgits March 20, 2021

Pulling a Jack

saying something dirty when in reality its very innocent; Or saying something that sounds innocent but is very dirty

I like Uranus its my favorite! (innocent but sounds dirty)
Yes, my favorite animal is definitely the beaver.( dirty but sounds innocent)
"Dude stop pulling a jack, we can't tell what you mean!"

by Get BEANED May 4, 2018

Jack Doherty

1. Youtuber that flexes money and does gay onlyfans videos and kisses "island boys"

2. The absolute spawn of satan a disgusting pussy who cant fight for shit and hides behind his bodyguards and jerks off to jake paul videos

3 year old kid: Im gonna go watch jack doherty
Me: *Teabags the kid*

by Yournotwelcome April 23, 2024