Any jack you meet, will automatically be an asshole. He'd cheat, he'd lie to you, he'd do all kinds of ugly and disloyal things in a relationship. But, the thing is, if you're a horny guy/girl, then you will be drawn to him.....because Jack has a very hard and greasy stick...not to mention it's long when it's excited. His balls are squishy but hey, not everybody's dick is perfect.
by YOMMI3 January 15, 2025
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a really hot guy who has noodles on his head. He is really short but still taller than you, so RELATIONSHIP GOALS.
relationship status: in a relationship with Zach Herron
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relationship status: in a relationship with Zach Herron
#jachary
by Jacks sideho July 6, 2018
Get the Jack Avery mug.A term used when you eat so much mother fuckin better that you preform a persevere that involves ripping the butter sticks out of your asshole than deepthroughting them until you choke and die
by Ppinme69 March 19, 2015
Get the jacked up on butter mug.Yes, it's CAPITAN Jack Sparrow you fools! One of the nine pirate lords in the Brethren Court, the Pirate Lords of the Seven Seas. Not only is he the sexiest pirate around, but he's he rightful Capitan of the Black Pearl. Always on the hunt for rum and that pirate booty.
"This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost caught Capitan Jack Sparrow."
"The seas may be rough, but I am the Capitan! No matter how difficult, I will always prevail."
"The seas may be rough, but I am the Capitan! No matter how difficult, I will always prevail."
by Jay42 October 12, 2017
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.He has the STRAIGHTEST teeth 🐰
. He’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet!!!!
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.He has the STRAIGHTEST teeth 🐰
. He’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet!!!!
Hdjsjsjshdhdhdh ( HES ACTUALLY A FUCKING BITCH)
by Alexis Jasmin 🤮 September 21, 2018
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