Astronaut penis licker

When you have no other phrase

Listen to me you Astronaut Penis licker

by Smalldickphil April 12, 2025

penis princess

a girl who takes her boyfriend’s penis so good

x; “my girl is my penis princess”

by penisprincess.420 May 18, 2021

Penis case

A place your penis should belong no matter what. A place that will satisfy the penises needs. A pussy. 8===D~ {(.)}

Her pussy is my penis case

by lemmesqueezeyourtits September 24, 2019

Penis blumpkin

When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.

Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”

by HotDogDave July 12, 2021

Penis

A very large apple on ur peen when you poop In ur asshole

Penis is awesome corrode skyler was the time to say to my friend I was gonna I wanna have a great night love you bye bye

by Pp butthole March 14, 2020

Penis

My friends is too big

Ever since I had a sleepover at Spenceville down I felt so ashamed to be around him his penis was so big

by Dababy694203000 November 23, 2021

penis after 130960530 accidents

Term used to describe something as very ugly.

A:What is so bad at Tardigrade? They are almost older then any other species on earth!
B: Its still eew! It looks like **penis after 130960530 accidents**

by pulec June 25, 2017