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By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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dance monkey

a song made by tones and i, released in 2019. known for being one of the most annoying songs ever.
person: dance monkey safed my life. i was in a coma and heard dance monkey playing, i immediately woke up to turn it off
by ryazia October 25, 2024
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Monkey dance in a barrel

when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.
For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.
by jefferson bane August 2, 2022
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Monkey

Monkey is a man with the initials LJ. He has to be greek/Serbian. This man has no brain only monkey!!
by RedInfrno1 May 30, 2022
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Melon monkey

A female who generally acts like a primitive ape
1.
Person A: I use Twitter
Person B: Shut up, melon monkey!
by skoooping September 6, 2020
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Butt Monkey

A man that doesn't do his expense report and lies to his wife, delaying the submission in excess of a year and a half.
by Nurtletheturtle May 10, 2022
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