Your mom, or its composition; Ym²C is the denses object to have ever been discovered, researched, and preserved By humanity, it is a common building material for large scale projects.
1. Your mom is usually used on achors and other heavy objects/machineries etc.
2. When exposed to "Your dad" or Dd¹m it'll make a by-product called You or Cm¹p⁰A or another popular nickname for it, "little cumstain" will be produced, but as a strange phenomena, compound Dd¹m will disappear for no unexplained reason.
3. Your mom Weighs more than ~500 elephants stacked together under the Mariana trench.
2. When exposed to "Your dad" or Dd¹m it'll make a by-product called You or Cm¹p⁰A or another popular nickname for it, "little cumstain" will be produced, but as a strange phenomena, compound Dd¹m will disappear for no unexplained reason.
3. Your mom Weighs more than ~500 elephants stacked together under the Mariana trench.
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person 2: I do not care what you say about my mother. Your opinion is your opinion. But trust me, if you actually attempt to do something to my mother, even though she’s made some bad decisions in the past that we still need to work through, I will personally call the police on you and I’ll be laughing as your mugshot is shown on TV. You don’t even know her, do you? The point of your entire existence seems to be to just tease other people. Well, I believe your jokes are in bad taste, and you should cease and desist digging through the dregs left at the bottom of the joke barrel; you could get a splinter, whose pain will be significantly increased by the significantly high amount of salt you carry in your bloodstream. Thank you, and let us cease talking about each other’s parents.
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