I’m in my bag

To be in your feelings, or sad/down because of a boy/girl

Chris: what’s up jake how you feeling?
Jake: not good “I’m in my bag” because Becky dumped me

by Suped_C October 15, 2017

Tijuana Tea-Bag

When some person is to lazy to get their on damn tea. You take out your balls rub it all over the teabag and the cup and proceed to add the warm water. Becareful not to scold your own balls. This may result in a loss of seaman. If you want to add a splash of flavor try jizzing on the tea bag aswell.

Rich Man- I do say Johnson can I bother you for a cup of tea.
Johnson the butler- why yes how does a Tijuana Tea-bag sound.
Rich man- The sounds suburb!

by HFKDJF December 28, 2007

Shit bag BUSH!!

When the president of the United States runs our country into the ground!! George Bush is the first example!!

That SHIT BAG BUSH!! I AM SO HAPPY HE IS OUT OF OFFICE!! 2ND TIME IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE...THANKS ALOT!!

by unemplymnt line again February 6, 2009

jonny 2 bags

A poor excuse of a man, who sits alone for 23 hrs a day and for the last hour jerks off in a mirror to his own pimple covered ass to avoid being lonley the entire day.

Better get you a gf betore you turn into a jonny 2 bags

by Jonny 2 bags January 25, 2017

ghetto laundry bag

A black plastic garbage bag that welfare queens use to
transport their dirty laundry in a stolen shopping cart to
the laundromat.
Also can double as luggage when traveling by Greyhound.

"Tyrone! Gets me another ghetto laundry bag! This ones about
to bust!"

by jsd9632 January 8, 2012

Mr. T-bag

A parody character of Mr. T, who appears in a Cyanide and Happiness comic strip. His catch phrase is "I pwn the fool."

Mr. T-Bag: I pwn the fool who don't stay in school.

by Mr. Sneakers September 25, 2009

Bag o' Burgers

A very fat person. Usually greasy too! Eventually the bag is going to get greasy itself because of the burgers inside of it. Burgers are very fattening. They are all taken in by fat people, who then become bags o' burgers!

"Yo, look at that Bag o' Burgers over there!"

"Dude... thats so nasty."

by hmbsm21 May 1, 2009