Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.
"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"
by Steamer Bean January 1, 2025
Get the The New Fashioned Double Thumb Aroundmug. Usually fake news but once in a full moon the news could be real. 99% of the time it is over exaggerated.
- wait trump is planning on postponing the election?
- idk man that seems like so serious rylan news.
- idk man that seems like so serious rylan news.
by Miket325 July 30, 2020
Get the Rylan newsmug. New hotness is a term for sliding a "new/hot" actor into a role that doesn't actually find them, or a director being able to direct a film with very little experience in the genre.
Tommy Lee Jones as "Two-Face" in "Batman Forever" is my go-to example. He was just coming off of a powerhouse performance in "The Fugitive" and they capitalized off of the power of new hotness.
Look around, once you see it, you will find it everywhere.
Tommy Lee Jones as "Two-Face" in "Batman Forever" is my go-to example. He was just coming off of a powerhouse performance in "The Fugitive" and they capitalized off of the power of new hotness.
Look around, once you see it, you will find it everywhere.
Why did they cast so-and-so as that role in that movie?
Me: New hotness. They were just coming off a breakout performance and the studio thought it would get #asses in seats.
Me: New hotness. They were just coming off a breakout performance and the studio thought it would get #asses in seats.
by Lauram_Ipsum March 24, 2025
Get the New hotnessmug. Living in the present time, the great awakening of commonsense intuition, growth and always sceptical and open to knew knowledge
"I'm new age, my God blessed me with the commonsense to call you out on your lies, and enlighten you with the truth"
by YelaSyr August 4, 2020
Get the new agemug. by The Only Opinon July 8, 2021
Get the New Definition For Continentmug. Place where SOME of the weirdest people on this earth come from (this isn’t a joke, if you’re one of this people you’re really fucking weird)
I don’t even have to explain myself yall were dropped down a mountain and somehow got back up to annoy more people.
Person 1:
Hi mate are you from New Zealand?
Person 2:
Yes
Person 1:
Alright then
Person 1:
Hi mate are you from New Zealand?
Person 2:
Yes
Person 1:
Alright then
by doo doo 😛 September 1, 2020
Get the New Zealandmug. is a theory that no matter how hot or sexy your current piece of ass is, the girl you haven't slept with yet is more desirable
you are currently in a relationship with a 9.2.
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7
by theflyingdutchman March 15, 2014
Get the law of new skinmug.