Winkle

A visible side effect of an overzealous shake of the male genitalia following urination. Most often experienced when in a rush, while inebriated, or while wearing light colored dress pants.

"Damn! I winkled on myself again!"

"Goodness kid, you winkle on yourself?"

"No matter how long I shake, I always wind up winkling on myself"

Winkle by 3FR February 4, 2009

STINKY-WINKLE

A URINATION FEATURING A SIZEABLE GAS EXPULSION.

I WAS TAKING A LEAK AND IT TURNED INTO A STINKY-WINKLE WHEN I LET OUT A 10-SECONG FART.

STINKY-WINKLE by MikeinOcala May 21, 2011

Winnie 

An overly cocky, preppy blonde boy who thinks every girl is in love with him and thinks he is a baller, but is most definitely is not

Ew, that guy over there is a total winnie.

Winnie by BYEFELICIA1234 March 16, 2015

wickie 

A wicked quickie - a good bout of sex that's done very quick due to time constraints - no foreplay - just in and out - but it's super good for both involved!!

Sarah and I had to hurry to my brother's wedding but before we left we had a wickie - you can't kick the smiles off our faces!!!

wickie by Dusty Rivers October 16, 2009

fairy winkles

1.
a. To take the male body to the lavatory and sit down before releasing the bladder liquid via penis spray.
b. For a guy to sit down on the toilet and go pee pee.

2. Vulgar slang: I believe in fairy winkles, the toilet bowl sure does stinkles, CORe whores can iron my wrinkles, of my exotically floppy pinkles etc... (Must be sung along with a golden harp and 17 year old choir girl backup singers)

37 year old emo punk singer: "Hey Mom, I need to go fairy winkles."
Mom: "Not until you have apologised to me about being a total loser"

Executive CEO of any Enterprise Software Business: "WTFBBQ OMG brb! i gotta go fairy winkles!"
World of Warcraft Guild Leader: "Ok THOR_TIGERKILL_ARBITER, but make sure you put toilet paper on the toilet seat first!111"
Executive CEO of any Software Enterprise Business: "lol FAIRWINKLESH4X!"

fairy winkles by XenoXenoXenoX September 3, 2008

wankies

winking seductively while having sex

taffy liked wankies

wankies by that smart asshole June 1, 2016

winnie 

Scottish word meaning will not.

I bet you he winnie dae it.

winnie by Dck1 August 3, 2007