Wet Dinger

A wet dinger occurs when a man wakes up with a used condom still on his flaccid penis. An empty bottle of whiskey must be on the floor in order for the situation to count as a wet dinger.

Shit man, I don't know who I fucked but I woke up to a wet dinger!

by Dunkalunk2015 August 25, 2014

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[wet] nelson

wet nelson is very similar to a wet willy, but instead of putting the wet finger in the ear, you put it in the nose

I was giving wet willies to Jill all day, then I surprised her with a wet nelson.

by jerrdine January 21, 2009

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wet tism

An autistic person that is wet

Well Alice you’re a wet tism

by The_throngler October 21, 2023

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wet quaint

An erotic term for a wet vagina.

Last night Chloe had such a wet quaint.

by Kiwii April 11, 2016

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wet dawn

When you strike the captains pose while letting your roast beef hang out in a seductive way while saying “I’m so wet”

Did you see the bar whore that did the wet dawn over there

by Mongostyle August 12, 2023

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Wet Chilli

A close relative to the Wet Willy. The act of sticking one's wet finger into the chilli ring. Aka the asshole.

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"Gross dude. I bent over and you totally gave me a wet chilli!!! I'm never showering with you again.."

"Whats up dude?! (Surprise Wet Chilli) Eww gross did you have Mexican food??"

by Cheech and Schlong December 26, 2011

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