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The Vac truck

THE VAC TRUCK
3 nude males release bodily fluids into a large mixing bowl. The first person defecates, the second urinates and the third ejaculates. Now here is the fun part! To decide who vacuums the up the waste three players get nude and whoever has the shortest penis is the loser and must suck up the contents of the mixing bowl using a short length of rubber hose. Engine noises are a must whilst performing this most degrading act.
Jason: Hey Ken and Brendon i have a brand new mixing bowl, would you two like to perform the vac truck?

Ken: ok, why not?

Brendon: as long as it doesn't involve dick measuring comp....
by Frank Fontain June 12, 2019
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Tow Truck

Someone that has connections or can get things done.

Someone on the inside
Robert is my tow truck, he hooked me up with floor seats to the Piston game last week
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Truck off

A funny way of saying f**k off without swearing.
Guy 1: Hello mothertrucker!

Guy 2: Truck off!
by Matthew678 May 8, 2019
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Dickup Truck

1. A truck that causes one to get an erection.
"I worked on my truck all day yesterday. With these enhancements, my friends will sure be calling it a Dickup Truck!"
by DickupTruck69 March 16, 2014
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Truck Muffling

To slyly spread ones cheeks during sex such as not to audibly alert ones partner of atmospheric assault.
I was Truck Muffling real fuckin hard last night so that Susie would gag on my cock and not kick me out of bed.
by GrundleStiltskin69 January 6, 2020
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bread truck

1. A Multi-stop truck. Also known as walk-in delivery or step vans.

2. An armored van or truck, used in transporting valuables, such as large quantities of money. Also used by law enforcement SWAT Teams, private security firms, and the military.

Literal: A truck that carries bread.
1. Bring the bread truck around, we've got deliveries to make.

2. Hijack the bread truck and make off with the dough.
by M. H. Sapien October 13, 2016
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Brody's truck

The epitome of a teenage boy's perfect truck. Beat to hell, and clapped out. It has that good ol' 7.3 Powerstroke. Something you know is a POS but you love it anyway.
Did you see Brody's truck? Yea. Maybe he's compensating for something.
by bigrig73606467 May 2, 2019
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