Tommy’s bar

A horrendous Kareoke spot X graveyard for our beloved bakes who died in vain strapped to 3 litres of sex on the beach.

You went to worlds worst bar. Oh that must’ve been Tommy’s bar

by Murderbakes September 20, 2021

Tommy.. innnitt

Tommy..innnit is a online sensation with around 2399 followers, and averages around 50-100 veiws

Tommy.. innnitt

by LsHishdd June 5, 2021

tommy-jo

A chick who is extra, gay and extra gay.

Tommy-Jo is playing Minecraft, wearing an AC/DC shirt, looking extra.

by I’m old Greg July 30, 2020

Pulling a tommy

Repeating a question even though it's been answered already.

M: Ok we will go to the card shop on Thursday
T: Hey M can you go to the cardshop on thursday?
M: Are you pulling a tommy?

by Kmbdor December 5, 2017

tommy p

A guy from Sussex that only fucks bad bitches with big back

Look how fat her ass it, I wonder if Tommy p has eaten it yet

by Wingarmelon November 23, 2021

Tommy Feltip

Tommy Feltip is known for eating poo. He also married Jk rowling. His dog window Pillow is mad at him and attacking😡😡😡

Tommy: I ate poo today.
Therapist: You need to stop doing that, Tommy Feltip. It's not healthy!

by Pls someone save Willow May 27, 2021

Tommy Mott

Tommy Mott, also often referred to as Mongrel Tott, is usually a man with an oversized penis and early extension in his golf swing. He will only go for girls called Faye and often find himself crying in his room because he is all square. Mr Mott will also have the most attractive Mother in comparison to that of his friends’, however that does not deter him from carrying 7 iron 128 yards.

Jamie: I’ve hit gap wedge, what club you taking Tommy Mott?
Tommy: I love cock up the arse and drilling Faye up the shitter, so I’ll pull out 7 iron here mate.

by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023