Lake Couchiching

Apparently every Lake in Northern Ontario

OCD Guy: Theres Lake Couchiching
Normal Person: No...Thats lake simcoe
5 min later
OCD Guy: Ok look, thats Lake Couchiching, it has small inlet on its southern shore.
Normal Girl: No, thats the radioactive sewage dump

by GCSM January 16, 2011

Gull Lake

place. Delightful resort hamlet nestled in the armpit of west-central Alberta. Formerly a thriving village built on soggy land wrestled from the clutches of the native inhabitants it has undergone an unwanted downsizing in recent years as evaporation and chemical fertilizers have wreaked havoc on both the lake and the current residents. Home to some of the finest gravel-rich moraines, human filth, alluvial silt deposits, and piles of broken plastic flotation devices in Canada, Gull Lake is poised to take advantage of the coming covid-inspired “We are desperate to vacation anywhere” ethos. Pony rides are available for the kiddies and an Armenian style brothel is under construction.

Why vacation in Gull Lake? We can get hepatitis right here at home.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

lake of love

Is a person who occurs to have great sense of compassion and has lots of love for others, demonstrating it in every aspect possible.

Oh, Hannah is such a lake of love, she hugs the whole class every day.

by @906 September 25, 2018

Ballston Lake

Small lake town in Upstate New York, also a bit of a hidden gem. Cooler than all of Burnt Hills, Charlton and Glenville combined. The people that live there are all alcoholics and Dave Matthews Band fans. A place where rednecks and people who can afford to drop 100 grand on a boat live in harmony. Residents of Ballston Lake are generally fun, humble people who are also batshit crazy.

“Where are you from?”

“Ballston Lake”

“Never heard of it”

“Oh… do you know where Saratoga is?”

by Urmom196922 April 20, 2022

jack lake

A lot of men sit in a circle looking at one magazine, creating a lake of semen all over a single page.

Hey Jason, did you see that photo shoot? let’s take a trip to Jack Lake with the boys.

by supahstah69 May 29, 2022

lake jeffers

A long sluggy mass of drug abuse used to be a their meat in homicidal situation

“Man my lake Jeffers itches”
“How many Xanax do I take today? As many as “lake jeffers” could take in 60 seconds”

by Iwanttoeatass and combust May 17, 2018

Sukhna Lake

A place in Chandigarh for Sasti First Dates. People walk, Talk, Cycle, Exercise, Boat, Kiss, Hug, Play and do all kind of shit at this place. Still The place rocks!

Chalo Chaliyein Sukhna Lake!

by ChandigarhBytes April 7, 2021