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turf tax

the person driving is using there gas so whenever they want something, they use the excuse "turf tax" which means "im driving you around so buy me this thing"
mason " lets go to mcdonalds"
ryan "fasho lets go im hungry. buy me a double cheeseburger"
mason " hell nah i only got $3"
ryan " bro, turf tax"
by daHERMINATOR September 10, 2010
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Tax Marriage

Marrriage that is only for taxies
Tubbo: let’s get married for tax purposes

Ranboo: but-
Tubbo: Taxes
Ranboo: Tax Marriage :,(
by Boo :p August 25, 2021
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sex tax

Turkey's sex tax was created in March of 1997. It was the most expensive tax, in all of Turkey's history. The couple would have to pay over 600 Turkish lira for every minute of sex. The tax would fluctuate, and in 2002 it reached 1300 Turkish lira per minute. A government official would always have to be present at the sex site, and any undocumented sex would be charged 3 times the original price. If a pregnancy was detected, but there was clearly no documented sex in the past year. the male and female would be thrown into a jail cell and would be forced to have sex 24/7, also allowing spectators to view it through 1-way windows. The birth of the child would be done in the jail cell, and through a special communication box, the man would be given a pair of scissors to cut the umbilical cord, they would have to hand the baby over to the officials. Once the baby was handed over, doctors would work on it. Of course, during the jail time, everything that the couple owned would be confiscated, and their house stripped of all their personal belongings. The people were always followed by a government official, and the people we not allowed to wear any clothing until they found a stable job, to earn the money to pay the x3 fine. Also, anyone on the street was allowed to force them, to start having sex, right then and there, on the street, and if he wanted to, stick his finger in the female's vagina, and wiggle, or grab and squish and tug on the penis.
Female: I ain't paying that sex tax!
Male: Well, if we don't, we'll have to stay in a jail cell, and then people will be able to go around, stick their fingers up your vagina, and even tug on my penis.
by Nikooties May 8, 2019
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taxed to death

When people die as a result of not being able to acquire the resources they need to survive, because they lost a lot of money they needed when they paid off their taxes, which causes some people to go homeless and potentially die starvation, dehydration, and or severe illnesses that greatly impact their lives in a negative way.
People who get taxed to death tend to die in a very slow, painful manner. It is sad to see this issue is still very prevalent today.
by Vanguard 1998 February 8, 2021
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Novelty Tax

That extra bit of $$$ people charge you to pay on top for something because it's unusual, nostalgic/iconic and elicits gawkers/discussion/conversation. It might not even be a particularly rare or valuable item but because of the aforementioned attributes the novelty tax greatly exaggerates it's value.
Example 1:
Bill: "Did Ed really pay $8500 for a old Mazda Miata? He could have gotten so many better cars for nearly as much!"
Mikey: "True, but those NAs are getting harder to find nowadays and c'mon man....those Pop-up headlights are a pretty cool party trick."
Bill: "Bruh...he paid way too much novelty tax for that old ass car, but I'll give it a pass because now he looks like a recently divorced single mother who left the hair salon with a pixie-cut because she was wanted to try something new......and you know how much I like chicks with short hair."

Example 2:
Ann: "Hey, remember when we were little and we would find Gameboys at the swap meet for $5."
Fred: "Yeah, wow what a trip. Now try finding them and their asking $50"
Anne "Didn't they sell millions of them though? Like, why are they expensive now?"
Fred "It's the novelty tax; current social media thrives on late 90s/early 00s nostalgia and now everyone wants to own a little piece of their past nowadays to show off and be validated. Nostalgia is ripe for exploitation. Now that I think of it, I have a copy of Pokemon Crystal sitting around! I'm going to eat good tonight!!"
by Theupdownturnaround December 31, 2021
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woman tax

the universal phenomenon where women are paid back for all the abuse they take from men by getting money and gifts from sugar daddies and simps
woman: wow i’m glad i got the woman tax today!
man: women have it so easy!
woman: not my fault men are simps!
by yngmdz November 16, 2020
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Fat Tax

Price an individual pays for a gym membership that is never used
Martha realized she had to pay her fat tax this month, since she didn't make time for the gym since her last payment.
by Hciqo3n48 August 23, 2019
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