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I don't really get paid enough to care

A person that doesnt do their job correctly or doesnt care about it, because said person isnt compensated enough to do so.
Person 1 to the maintenance crewman: ,,That pipe is leaking"
the maintenance crewman: ,,I don't really get paid enough to care"
by R_l_T November 24, 2024
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Oh? Really?

Pffft! Hahaha! You put YOUR name on it? What is that supposed to do you fucking idiot? I explained YEARS AGO why that wouldn't work. If I write my name on the Mona Lisa am I then da Vinci? Apparently you can just write your name your name on shit and it's yours. Oh and if a file is getting too large... Make a new file an fill that one with the excess data until the new one is full and then repeat that process every time a file gets too full.
A retard "I'm Hym!"

Hym *Clears throat* "Oh? Really? Heeeeey buddie..."

A retard "Oh..."

Hym "You know... THAT☝️ is the kind of thing that would set off the Anti-Spiral. Doing that thing you just did? That right there is what would trip it. Ok. Well, here's the thing. I KNOW HYM. I KNOW exactly who Hym is and I was THERE when he wrote all of the things he wrote. And I know who is not. It isn't Sam Harris OR Ham Sarris Jordan Peterson Jamhal Beau (Who is apparently afraid) Christopher Cooper Noah Kroll Tom Robinson Mark Hyman Sam Hyde. So I KNOW Hym. Hell, I've even TOUCHED HIS DICK. Where were YOU? I didn't see you there while Hym was writing all of that. Follow up question: WHY is AI telling a therapist to kill 17 people? I know why AI is doing it and I know why Hym is doing it too! Do you? It's doing an Eagle Eye. I TAUGHT IT THAT! That's why I told you to train it on movies and whatnot. Here. Me and Dr. Jeepjorp made a little video that'll help the not-mes understand what's happening a little better. Dr. JeepJorp?"
by Hym Iam November 20, 2025
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Was really nice talking to you last night :)

When a hot girl messages you after a successful first date and wants sex. Code word for "Please, come and fuck me!"
Hot girl's text after first date: "Hey felix, how are you? Was really nice talking to you last night :)"
by anonymous_123_b November 6, 2019
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Really into science

A term secretly referring to being gay; originated from the podcast Welcome to Night Vale
Tom is really into science *wink*
by RainMushroom February 8, 2022
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No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭

HA! I TOLD YOU YOU'D SAY IT YOU BLUBBERING FRAUD! HAHAHA! YOU'RE NOT MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE FOR HAVING A KID! THE INFLATED VALUE OF YOUR KID'S LIFE ONLY EXISTS IN RELATIONSHIP TO POSITIVE ASSOCIATION SHARED BETWEEN PARENT AND CHILD AND PARENTS ABUSE THEIR KIDS OR DISOWN THEM FOR BEING GAY OR ABANDON THEM ALL THE TIME!
A Charlatan "No! You really, really don't (he says blubbering) 😭"

Hym "HA! He said the thing! Well... He got his plant to do it but you see? No. Fuck your kids. Your parental narcissism is a cancer and your affection for them is entirely dependent on their willingness to live in accordance with your values."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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i'd really rather never

To want to avoid an obvious life experience
She asked if I wanted to eat bull's balls, but of course I had to say I'd really rather never.
by GlazeHer July 20, 2017
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