Pinching a No-Shitter

To go all day without taking a shit, in reference to baseball's "pitching a no hitter".

John was so busy at work today, he was pinching a no-shitter.

by jhook October 25, 2012

Pinch & Roll

Relieving the itch of ones nutsack by lightly pinching the affected area and rolling thy delicate skin betwixt the thumb and index finger, a similar motion to one a douchbag would use to ask for a tip.

I guess you get what you pay for, I've already had to Pinch & Roll 30 times since I dropped that bitch off!

by IHeardTheHerd May 11, 2023

Luck of the Pinch

1. When different highs are attained from smoking out of the same stash.

2. When you pinch from the stash and it seems a little stronger than usual, or has a different effect than the last time.

"Hey man I got really high last night.."
"Yeah I know, me too.. and we didn't even smoke that much."
"Ahh.. luck of the pinch!"

by katrell87 December 25, 2008

grinches pinched a little before easter

the greench crook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he stole christianafrendship

grinches pinched a little before easter

by xdr5t3evq3q October 30, 2023

Pinching Her Lip

When a girl pinches her lip she is sending a signal to someone that she is sexually frustrated/Horny

Tony: Did you see Veronica pinching her lip today at me during lunch?

Bob: yeah man shes must be sexually frustrated

by esteban julio ricardo dela ros December 28, 2016

Pinch a turtle

To take a lump of excrement

- "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"

by turd_muffin November 10, 2017

pinching logs

A phrase that can be used to tell someone that you’re pooping.

Kevin asked me what I was up to, so I told him I was in the bathroom pinching logs.

by caffeinated_sloth June 18, 2023