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Tender nuts

Hurting, painful testicles or swollen. When a male is hit in the testicles and his testicles become really tender even the underwear rubbing against them hurt.
Guy 1: Are you going to play soccer or not?
Guy 2: I still have tender nuts from last night!
Guy 1: Oh fuck! She got you good!
by Nobli May 30, 2022
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cheat nut

when you are cheating on your girl with some other girl and you nut.
"Dude, I cheat nut on the thots back."
by Mr.Squidly November 24, 2016
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Fatty Nut

When a nuts fluctuation exceeds 2 meters.
*Level up*

Fatty Nut Unlocked.

“Aye bro, I just got that fatty nut unlock.”

“Yeah. I got mine on December 1st.”
by Big boy xx x2 May 8, 2020
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Deadman’s Nut

The act of a man edging for a 90 day period in order to release a nut so incredibly large it could lead to dehydration, seizures, cardiac arrest, or even death. The production is so vast and volatile that others within the “splash zone “ are often left with lasting mental and physical trauma. Although warned of the possible horrors, many men still attempt the “Vikings Deed” to this very day. Legend has it that every US president is the direct product of insemination via a Deadman’s Nut.
I heard Big Jon is the 75th day of the Deadman’s Nut, I hope Cait gets her Frog Toggs in time
by StatDaddy April 21, 2020
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scuttle nut

The act of running with your pants around your ankles while masterbateing until climax, After being caught while stalking your crush.
James was caught after he tripped attempting to scuttle nut jasmine.
by Hightopfadeout99 May 30, 2017
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Fanta Nuts

An orange-haired man by the name of Joshua Kenneth Bromley with orange pubes.
Joshua Kenneth Bromley has Fanta Nuts
The ranga Josh Bromley has Fanta Nuts
by Coca-Cola Balls April 28, 2021
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Nut-Gobbling

When you are kissing up to someone way to much or hanging on there jock
Man u always Nut-Gobbling for dat dude
by Kenny Lewis October 17, 2008
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