Stained Cucumber

When a girl is on her period, so she fucks your ass with a cucumber whilst biting the cucumber off bit by bit and spitting it into a salad bowl. She would then finger herself and scrape the blood into the salad bowl as a form of dressing

Yeah I saw the Stained Cucumber on Pornhub and nearly threw up

by The Stained Cucumber December 27, 2018

greb stain

A green residue that is left by a greebo. It is usually found on a wall because of its sticky nature. You should never touch a greb stain unless you are a greebo because it could have unforseen consequences.

Person 1 - "Hey, look at that greb stain on the wall."
Person 2 - " go and lick it."
Person 1 - " fuck off, I am not a greebo."

by jibby115 May 7, 2014

shelley stains

When someone is thinking about Shelley they produce Shelley stains.

OMG,OMG,OMG, your gonna make me Wanna make some Shelley stains

by Shelley is my wife August 14, 2018

fuck stain

a person, usually a white male, who should have been left to dry on the sheets after his parents fucked

Look at that fuck stain tryin' to hit on those chicks.

by DougieEinstein September 20, 2015

lemon stain

a yellow
lemon shaped urine stain in the front of your underwear/knickers because you didn't shake/wipe appropriately

remember, if your going to wear an old pair of skats out of the washbasket, lemon stains at the front, skidmarks at the back!

by Gizzorge May 3, 2009

shit-stain

When some one takes a shit and leaves doo doo marks on their underwear or on the inside of their toliet

when mark got done taking a shit there was shit-stain marks on his underwear

by mr munchies February 21, 2009

stain hole

The human anus, butthole.

goddamn, my stain hole itches!

by brendan g welch August 30, 2005