Lazy Shortbread

A withered flaccid penis possibly but not necessarily coupled with an inability to gain an erection.

Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.

"Dude I was about to fuck her but all of a sudden I went lazy shortbread."

"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"

by MightyMurloc January 7, 2012

Sleep Laziness

The period of feeling where you've stayed up WAY past your natural sleeping time, and you feel like you're going to start nodding off, but you're too lazy to go into your actual bed.

2 sleeping in obviously uncomfortable position at desk
1 : "Hey 3, why is 2 sleeping like that?"
3 : "He stayed up too late last night and just passed out like that, everyone agrees that he really needs to work on his sleep laziness."

by Shiicloud July 8, 2011

lazy sos

Lazy sack of shit

Get off the couch and help with the dishes you lazy sos

by awmm February 10, 2020

Lazy cricket

When you are sprawled on the sofa and too lazy to move.

“I’m not doing anything tonight, just being a lazy cricket.”

by Dr. Bowlegs March 27, 2019

lazy but talented

Basically it means you are lazy, but you are skilled in many things.

I'm not a couch potato, I am lazy but talented. I can play guitar, skate, make someone's day better and a whole lot of other things.

by That one guy with a face. September 19, 2016

lazy republican

doing the horizontal mambo sideways

it’s doggystyle but like laying down.. you know, the lazy republican

by Horthy_Miklos April 21, 2022

Lazy Susan

Taking a dump on top of the toilet seat cover.

I hate that motherfucker so much I dropped a Lazy Susan in his upstairs bathroom.

by Johnnyyyyyyyyy March 14, 2009