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Jewish Bag

A Jewish boy who likes bread and is bad at fortnite he rages all the time and his parents always beat him
That kid looks like jew
Oh that’s Jewish Bag
is he burnt
Yes cause he is Jewish
Jewish Bag by Mr yeet August 14, 2019

Jewish Christmas 

When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music
“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”

(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!

Jewish sneeze

When your bitch, sneezes during sex and your dick gets stuck in her vagina
Friend: how was last night

Timmy: yeh it was good but my bitch did a jewish sneeze
Jewish sneeze by DaddyLoves 8===D November 17, 2019

Jewish Dustbuster 

Busting a fat nut and having your partner snot it up their nose.
Yo Bryan made Jenna his Jewish Dustbuster

jewish juvenile jinx 

when the government sidetracks Jews from making babies and lessens their wealth because they don't have families.
The Jewish juvenile jinx made them have the lowest birth rate for a subgroup of the White race.
jewish juvenile jinx by Coop Dupe November 26, 2019

Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
Jewish Apple by .TheEel January 30, 2020