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Polly's Law

Any time you are debating on the internet or offline, someone will inevitably bring up trans people as a talking point.

Similar to Godwin's law, which is a rule of internet discourse re: Hitler. Polly's law is an example of a logical fallacy.

Inspired by twitch streamer PollyPeople.
"Yeah, well okay, you're wrong because you support men using the women's bathroom!"
"Stop invoking Polly's Law. Geez."
by princessplug June 7, 2022
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Cannon Law

"Because" or "Because I said so" A law invoked when asked the question why, after reasons have already been explained or to altogether avoid a question. More commonly used in the business world as a freebie pass to ignore an annoying person's question. Once used by Chris Brown when questioned by media after his release from detainment in PG County, following an assault on a homosexual male. Other celebrities are also using this term. Origination unknown.
i.e. After explaining a long a long marketing scheme in full detail, Jim asks John(the presenter) a stupid or irrelevant question. John simply responds back " thank you for your question, at this time, I am invoking Cannon Law. Next question"
by dom32 February 2, 2014
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Hobbit Law

Law that is introduced as a knee jerk reaction, usually to erode the rights at work of people at work.
the Employment Relations (Film Production Work) Amendment Bill introduced to the NZ parliament on October 28, 2010 is being called The Hobbit Law. It seeks to make all film industry workers contractors by default.
by TALLYsmall October 28, 2010
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Wolfe's Law

The principal that under the current defintion of homosexuality, you are permitted to check out another male for 8 seconds fully clothed, 6 seconds shirtless or a quick glance if all Wang's are shown.
Dude, that shirtless guy is so hot! Anddddd, now he's not. Wolfe's Law.
by Bigbustycoons November 29, 2014
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Cock in Law

When multiple men have had sex with the same woman.
Damn Tommy Mac, you banged her too? I guess that makes us cock in laws cause I tore that pussy up!!
by Quindlen Rules July 9, 2011
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Bibarel's Law

A step up from “Bidoof's law”, Bibarel’s law states that there will never be anything more joyous and repulsive than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to loli or otherwise underaged hentai characters”.
"Bibarel's Law strikes again."
by the elder gods April 7, 2020
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second law

a phrase commonly said after any sentence which, when taken out of context can mean something vulgar or dirty; can be used as a substitute for "that's what she said" when that phrase does not apply.
"person 1: (after going to restaurant) that pie had way too much cream on it but i ate in anyway.
person two: dude, second law."
by 256msg March 26, 2009
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