picky pants

When someone is overly particular With regard to diet or other; having limited variety in taste or other preference

Don't be a picky pants; eat your vegetables also.

by Khillawatt November 3, 2020

laundry pants

A pair of pants that are so ugly and/or uncomfortable that the fact that one is wearing them indicates that one hasn't done laundry in a long, long time.

Girl 1: Hey, what's with these ugly pants in the back of your closet?
Girl 2: Oh, those are just laundry pants. I don't actually sear them in public.

by withinsanity April 14, 2013

snapper pants

spandex pants yoga pants tight pants that make the female ass look jiggly

man check that bitch's snapper pants out and look at that ass I would fuck the shit out of that ass

by bonerjuice69 April 1, 2011

party in pant

"Party in Pant" is an experimental comedy band that was formed by two idiotic friends on January 11th, 2020. Their "songs" consist of toilet humor, dark humor/dirty humor, and ironic titles and music all for comedic effect. The band's members are "Caveman," "Not Caveman," and the newest member "Crusader" (They all go by nicknames). Caveman is the lead vocalist who often coughs, moans, or rambles into the microphone. Not Caveman is the guitarist, background vocalist, keyboardist, and occasional drummer (basically he does most of the music shit) and Crusader is the main drummer but they all occasionally switch instuments for no reason.

"Did you hear the new Party in Pant song?"

"Yeah! It was...something...else."

by CheerioGuy March 17, 2020

Pants Pylon

An unwanted erection, usually manifesting itself while in school or at church.

Every day during studyhall, whenever Melissa was nearby I suffered the worst Pants Pylon.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 17, 2013

Paternity Pants

Apparently normal casual or dress pants for men with a stretch waistband to accommodate large bellies. Suitable for fathers who gain sympathy weight during wives' pregnancies.

Man, that was a massive Thanksgiving dinner. I'm glad I wore my paternity pants.

by digs0 January 15, 2013

motivation pants

The pair of pants you keep in the back of your closet even though the last time you fit into them was when you were 16 in the hope that you will one day be able to button them up again.

I'm happy to give all the clothes on this pile to charity. Except for these pants, they are my motivation pants!

by Klarissa506 September 24, 2009