Greek Bagpipes

When a girl sticks a finger up a guys bum while giving him a blowjob.

After we got home from dinner we had a drink and she showed me how to play the Greek bagpipes.

by Rick Levelle March 03, 2019

Greek tourist

The very pleasant act of taking a shit whilst swimming in a dam, the ocean, etc
A Clean break everytime :)

Urgh ,
When we were sitting in the shallows at the beach today my friend walked upwind and did a Greek tourist which then floated thru the middle of our group, this caused a couple of our gals to vomit and therefore waste alcohol !!!

by Vicbittertoo October 24, 2020

Greek salute

v. When you slap someone with the back of your hand in the motion of a salute.

After repeated requests to stop insulting me, I gave her the Greek salute.

by urbanscribe1058 June 01, 2024

Play the Greek Drum Kit

Due to the sub standard plumbing dimensions in Greece expertise must be demonstrate in the orchestrated art of wiping your arse pipe while keeping time playing off beats on the pedal bin to dispose of the soiled 3 ply aftermath of an ouzo and souvlaki laden bowel movement.

Christ that's loose, I'll have to play the greek drum kit for a far while.

by Bibbini June 03, 2024

Greek prostate exam

The sexual act of gently inserting a gyro up someone's ass. Can be done solely for pleasure or for serous medical diagnosis.

Yo did u hear about Georgie? He gave chris a greek prostate exam last night.

by Hartw3ll22 September 12, 2017

Greek

Refers to people who have the most fucking lengthy surnames I have ever seen. Usually clings on to their amazing past and sex-induced mythology to prevent their egos from shattering. Extremely fond of alcoholic drinks (especially ouzo), food, nightclubs and cigarettes. Generally friendly people, but can be dickheads at times (due to nationalism and Turks).

The word can also refer to having anal sex (that's literally what the Greeks have kinks on doing), or someone being retarded on a subject.

- I'm so fucking proud to be Greek, time to rip up some Turks.
- Don't worry, those motherfuckers up there are greeking.
- Wait, that was maths? It was Greek to me.

by dickheadedguy July 19, 2022

greek

Greeks are some of the coolest people that you will ever meet. They're respectful, hardworking, hardworking, kind (but can be very scary). You'll want to hang out with greeks all the time because they're so awesome. But guess what? You can't hang out with them over the summer because they go to their horio (town they are from in Greece) for the whole summer. Even when they are home, they are probably busy hanging out with their families. And don't even try to hang out with them on Sundays. This is the day of Church and Church gossip. You see, the greeks go to church on Sunday for the service yes, but for the coffee hour after so they can gossip about each other. Religion is one of the greeks strongest values. Another thing that greeks like to do is dance. The most common known dance is the kalamatiano. Dancing is how they burn off all of the galaktoboureko, baklava, loukoumades, etc.

Sally Smith: Hey Panayotia do you want to hang out this summer?
Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: Sorry I can't, I'll be in Sparti from June 6th to August 12.
Sally Smith: How about when you get back?
Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: When I'm not with my family or at church, sure.
Sally Smith: Oh my Gosh with you Greeks! Why are you ALWAYS with your family? Not just your immediate family, but even all your 50 aunts, uncles, and second cousins.

Panayotia Pappadappalappazappolous: You malaka. Stupid Americans.

by malako June 25, 2019