Cunt

A cunt is a girls friend who texts said girl's ex boyfriend the day they break up. Also, their names are usually Kelly.

The queen Tori broke up with her cockroach ex boyfriend Sean.

The same day, the cunt Kelly started texting Sean updates on Tori.

by abetterfriendthankelly October 28, 2015

Cunt

A way of creating emphasis in a sentence, or demanding action.

Get us a cuppa tea cunt!

by Mrs Manners July 14, 2015

Cunt

A name to call a best mate / bro at all times anytime, anywhere.

Whatsup cunt? Whatcha up to?

by Cilver Lynx June 15, 2016

cunt

Lip-like vertical structure found on the female human body, located approximately 6 inches below the navel and just forward of the anus. Known to provide limitless cash, nice cars and beautiful home for bearer if kept clean and used correctly.

also: owner of item described above

See that babe over there? Total cunt.

by BobbyGee57 May 21, 2017

Cunt

A piece of Heaven

Oh my god, oh my god oh my god ....eat my cunt some more

by Charls_86 February 1, 2015

cunt

A gentleman of a mobile nature, usually found driving a 'LORRY' and delivering building materials along with other 'cunts'

Sorry I'm late for work, Mister Boss, but I got stuck behind this slow CUNT

by SafetyTwat March 22, 2019

Cunt

Word to describe a person if they go out their way to piss other people off

"That Dave Maguire is a fucking cunt"

by EveryoneYouveMet February 17, 2014