Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"
Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"
by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011
Get the im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournamentmug. Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.
Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.
Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money
by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022
Get the Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens moneymug. I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo April 12, 2023
Get the I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥mug. A term created by GOP leaders to evoke negative images in their half witted base so they become angry toward their neighbors. It's basically a horoscope of hate. Look at it long enough and you'll find something you despise.
Wokeness is a danger to your life and everything in it. Don't ask me what it actually means. I can only tell you that it's whatever you are afraid of and I'm against it. Vote for me!
by Tellithowitisfriend March 16, 2023
Get the Wokenessmug. a group of kids who base their whole lives off racial injustice, being broke and homophobia. They can't name the president Before Obama and they Probably never heard of anything pre Eminen or 1990's pop culture.
I saw a woke walk into 7-11 and call the gas attendant racist for not agreeing that Trump is a white Supremacist.
The woke mother attacked me for not getting my Co vid Vaccine.
The woke mother attacked me for not getting my Co vid Vaccine.
by dogforlife January 20, 2023
Get the wokemug. Someone who takes it upon themselves to be offended for other people, usually over things nobody asked them to care about, nobody elected them to speak on, and that the “offended” folks don’t even see as offensive. Still, they march on like it’s their sworn duty.
"Fat is the new thin", declared the woke person, not realising living over 40 is more important than fake feelings.
Woke people are like small children, everything is about who said it first, regardless of the validity or the content of the thing in question. If it was their idea, then it is noble and breaking free, if it was any hated group's idea then it is offensive and oppressive. The thing in question could literally be anything.
Woke people are like small children, everything is about who said it first, regardless of the validity or the content of the thing in question. If it was their idea, then it is noble and breaking free, if it was any hated group's idea then it is offensive and oppressive. The thing in question could literally be anything.
by Bobakka August 12, 2025
Get the wokemug. (Adj.) The state of awareness by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior
by Jew_intheright February 22, 2023
Get the Wokemug.