vag-willie

the insertion of the index finger into the vaginal cavity to obtain wetness like spit then sticking and twisting said wet index finger into someone else's ear.

she was feeling a bit frisky and evil so she reached down under, gave herself a quick rubdown and surprised him with a warm, wet, heart-felt vag-willie.

by Vanessa Schwag November 6, 2010

Soaking Willy

When one cuts out the middle man of a regular wet willy and sticks their tongue directly into the persons ear, thus upgrading the moisture status of the willy from wet to soaking.

I’m about to demolish Jacobs ear with this soaking willy.

by Zach.pem October 3, 2020

Willy Whopper

When a boy has an erection, taken from the UK name for penis (Willy), and a popular burger from Burger King (also due to the fact that Whopper is a description for something "big")

Tina was surprised to see Andy's Willy Whopper

by AwesomeSpaceRanger November 23, 2014

Willy Wonka'd

When there's only one place to sleep with many people that you lay like Charlie's grandparents from "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory".

"We went back to his place after the party but there were so many of us, we Willy Wonka'd".

"After the foursome, we Willy Wonka'd".

by Hannah T! February 7, 2012

jewish willy

To have no money, "skint"

Right big man get the pints in its your round? ...........i can't im jewish willy!

by WHITEASS August 28, 2009

Moist Willy

A childish act of putting a moist finger in someone's ear.
Similar to a wet willy but with less moisture on the violating finger.

I was sitting on the train minding my own business, then out of nowhere Josh gave me a moist willy

by Meadophile September 29, 2009

willy swords

This is a game were two consenting adult males will partake in the act of fencing using only their genitalia.

Alright mate fancy a game of willy swords?

by William Swords December 12, 2008