im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament

shut up and kiss my hairy balls you bitch.

Omer: "I can't believe you didn't show up for our Skype date! I was really looking forward to seeing you again!"

Siddharth: "im sorry, i woke up and had to go out to a football tournament"

by kksexyawesome July 29, 2011

Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

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by Pristiano Benchcamelpenaldo April 12, 2023

Woke

A term used to describe people heavily influenced by the school of thought of cultural Marxism. Describing individuals under a false sense of enlightenment, expressed through toxic victimhood, propoganda and race baiting. Woke invokes the idea of being awake to reality, however woke individuals prove they are far from it, twisting reality to fit their Marxist ideas of society.

The athlete showed wokeness when he kneeled during the national anthem

by Fortnighter June 18, 2023

WOKE Faggotism

The current leftism joke of a government occupying the Whitehouse

The Whitehouse is overrun with WOKE Faggotism

by Ikillit August 19, 2023

Wokeness

Extreme political correctness.

I can't believe the banks. They are telling us how to think with their wokeness ideology. Infact one of the big banks fired a Customer for objecting the rainbow flag on the bank logo on the phone app.

by Dobra Dyen March 20, 2023

Woke

Woke = Willfull Oppression Killing Everyone.

The woke are creating oppression .

by FiFi-1 March 17, 2022