skibidi toilet

Skibidi toilet is a popular meme across gen alpha which contains heads in toilets and flashlights up your ass

skibidi toilet is so cringe i would rather shove a flashlight up my ass than watch it

by gyattsmacker69 September 30, 2023

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Toilet Jockey

Strictly a Male based role. When using a urinal in a Club or Pub another man feels the need to converse, normally making eye contact, just to make the situation even more awkward.

Guy 1: "How'd it go last night with that girl?"

Guy 2 "Dude! Every time I had a piss there was a toilet jockey talking at me. Completely put me off my stride "

by Ashbk February 3, 2010

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10% Toilet

When you take so long on the toilet, you use up 10% of your iPhone battery playing games.

That was one hell of a chilli last night bob, I just had a 10% toilet!

by Danno81 March 17, 2011

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Toilet Taint

The space between the toilet tank and the toilet bowl -- where, pubic hair, dried urine and all sorts of awfulness reside.

Man: I cleaned the bathroom!
Woman: Yeah but you missed the toilet taint.

Wife: OMG! I have to throw out my toothbrush!
Husband: Why?
Wife: It fell on the toilet taint.

by Cherrubim March 27, 2011

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a toilet that splashes so hard it splashes the unsuspecting user as he or she is bending up from flushing the toilet.
Dorm room toilets are most common for this because it is in the skematics of them to literally be able to flush a brick down if necessary.

Man! that angry toilet just soaked me on the way out.

by ACE L March 31, 2009

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