soggy biscuit

A Great Past time between Collegues bored during there Tea Break. The males in the office head to the cantean where one Hobnob is placed on the Floor then fapped onto last one out loses and has to eat

Frodo lost the game of Soggy Biscuit so he had to munch a whole pack of Soggy Hob Nobs

by Sl1m_J1M November 23, 2006

soggy cheeto

def: when you fuck a chick in the ass or vagina and you cum and take it (your dick) out and rub it all over her face

example 1: man i had sex with liz last night and gave her a soggy cheeto after i fucked her in the ass.



example 2: hey baby im gonna give you a soggy cheeto after i fuck you

by uuummmyourmom April 10, 2009

Soggy Straw

A "Soggy Straw" is when you intentionally give your partner a pink sock, grab it, attach it your asshole, and proceed to defecate into it.

Rick was real aggressive last night when we were doing anal. Next thing I know I've been pink socked, he then grabbed it, and turned it into a Soggy Straw!

by Shippy69 November 25, 2019

Soggy Brown

A tampon left inside the vaginal canal longer than it should be that is discovered at a later date.

I can’t believe I had to play a co-pay to get my soggy brown removed

by Wisepervet May 29, 2018

Soggy Waffles

Soggy Waffles by definition is a slang racial term used by zipperheads in order to gay someone gay. Once in a million years, people named Soggy Waffles are legendary for being the most homosexual nigga in history to date. It only gets gayer from here.

bruh you look like Soggy Waffles

by You Are A Bruh Moment July 15, 2019

Soggy Almond

Lesbian slang for a clit that has been given copious attention orally.

Since she took such great care of me last night I woke her up with a soggy almond

by cross-cross stitch May 28, 2020

soggy schnitzel

When the schnitzel is so good, you ejaculate on it then eat it.

Michael has eaten schnitzels all week, but today he ate a soggy schnitzel.

by arbuznyschnitzel March 27, 2022