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Choc ring

Parrticularly in gay circles, the brown smears of faecal matter, left around the mouth on the face, after giving a rim-job, or eating out ass.
'You've got a choc ring', 'best wash your choc ring off before we go out', ets.,
by MyrandaStrip November 14, 2012
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Ring-Headed

Just like the rings of Saturn, these people tend to think that everything revolves around them and always butts themselves into situations just for drama or for the fun of it.
Jake: Will, do you think she's cute?
Will: She's aight I guess.
Ashleigh: *enters the room* Are you guys talking about me?
Will: Ew no.
Jake: Stop being such a Ring-headed ass bitch.
by Illestbitchontheblock May 19, 2018
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Ring of Biruzalyft

Ring of Biruzalyft: Worn under Kénji’s armor is a small silver ring glowing a yellowish sheen with green runes carved into it, The Ring of Biruzalyft grants the wearer complete nullification to sensory manipulation, and foresight of the wearers actions.
"The Ring of Biruzalyft is a relic originally held by Biruzalyft the relic stealer"
by Kénji Lescara February 10, 2019
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gargamel ring

Describes the type of male pattern baldness in which the top of the head is completely bald except for a ring of hair from ear to ear, much like gargamel on the cartoon series the smurfs. A gargamulllet is a similar style in which the individual would grow said hair into a pony tail, it is the equivalent to the skullet
That guy would be totallly hot if he shaved his head, but he has a gargamel ring.
by jifter November 11, 2010
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Frodo's Ring

A friend who has a tendancy to 'do a disappearing act' at inopportune moments.
"Oh surprise, surprise, Terry has fucking donned 'Frodo's Ring' again just when it's his turn to get the next round in."

"Then, just as about 20 of them came around the corner with baseball bats Terry whipped out Frodo's Ring again - the fucking cunt".
by chesterpest January 17, 2010
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Wax ring

A Caucasian female (n) generally college educated and of privilege, who is mailable in order to obtain a proposal of marriage from a bachelor of desire.
Damn! Kim kardashian be such a wax ring!
by Whudunnit June 2, 2015
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Ring Dinger

Dr Gregory Johnson's signature move. This is when he lifts the calves of the person to be adjusted, then he locks his pelvis in place with pins, wraps a towel around his neck, and pulls, sometimes twice and a loud crack can be heard. Other than a ring dinger, he also calls this "spinal decompression".
Dr Gregory Johnson: *pulls on neck*
*loud crack is heard*
Dr Gregory Johnson: There we go! Did you feel that all the way down?
Guy: Yeah I did, woah.
Dr Gregory Johnson: That was a good ring dinger wasn't it?
Guy: Yeah for sure it was.
by BuildTheBuilder January 12, 2019
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