Comfort panties

Also known as "Period panties" or as "Granny panties". Comfort panties are the underwear that women use when they are moody, on their period, depressed or sad. These panties can be ripped and/or too big and some even have cum stains.

Girl: Uggg I hate period cramps! If it wasn't for my comfort panties and chocolate, I would be moping around.

by BananaBurguer August 8, 2014

mouth panties

The covid mask you're forced to wear in public or you could get fined

Don't forget your mouth panties if youre going to the store

by Doughlicious269 May 22, 2020

panty bush

an unusually large/hairy pubic region, bush etc that somewhat resembles a pair of panties usually seen on women

dude... you wouldn't believe the 70's shit this bitch had

what... she had a panty bush

a what?

panty bush... you know... a bush that looks like she was wearin panties when she wasn't

uggghhh... yeah

by d i z k o 2 0 8 April 30, 2012

panty mullet

Monster bush. Opposite of the mullet on your head. party in the front. Business in the rear. A.k.a. a well groomed anus.

Hey squirrel, I saw that one hoe on e14th with the panty mullet and the coins in a sock. Hahaha

by whiteGIANT510 November 4, 2016

panty phantom

When you wonder where your dirty panties have gotten to because they aren't in the hamper anymore. You consider it plausible that a dirty minded poltergeist could exist and has helped himself, but then you remember that Craig Baker had visited and left quite abruptly.

Wife: Honey, have you seen my little silk panties? I can't find them anywhere...
Husband: Have you checked the clothes hamper in the bathroom?
Wife: Of course I have, they aren't there.
Husband: Well maybe it was the fucking panty phantom?!

by A Bakers Dozen October 16, 2017

panty hair

When a womans pubes are so long they stick through the fabric of her panties

Her panty hair turned her white panties into zebra print

by Dizzle jones July 18, 2016

The Panty Punisher

-the horrible/nasty/trashy pair of panties that a woman keeps in order to motivate herself not to run out of clean underwear.

Dammit I thought I had at least 2 clean pairs of panties left! Oh fuck no, ain't no way in hell I'm wearing the double P (the Panty Punisher) for my date tonight- pull over, I gotta get some Woolite but quick y'all.

by Fanzzzy October 23, 2010