oh my ness

a short way of saying oh my goodness and used when you choose not to say omg

john: i almost died yesterday!

tom: oh my ness

by Milo2010 April 3, 2021

oh my knob

Oh my Knob is a phrase taken from timed where the school would not let you curse openly. The prase its self is a classin word play of "oh my god" but 'God' is replaced with Life 'Knob' to not break that sacred 3rd amendment. 'Knob' is a slag word for dick which id a word that would not be allowed on school grounds except for lil richard. So what your really saying is "OH MY DICK" but with a clean word for dick.

"Hey billy do your math homework?"

"Oh my knob i forgot!"

by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018

Oh my gushness

1. When you’re banging your lady and she starts to gush (cum or urine if you’re nasty).

2. When you’re giving it to your man and your cum mixes with the lube and gushes out.

Leanna: ‘Oh my gushness Jasmine, last night Leon made me pour like waterfall’

Pedro: ‘I rode him so hard until he moaned “oh my gushness, I’m gushing.”’

by Wyatt_define July 7, 2024

Oh my lanta moment.

An Oh my lanta moment happens when some one of the age of 20+ punches a toddler and below.

Oh my gosh Greg why did you punch that newborn this is a real Oh my lanta moment.

by Aagag December 11, 2019

Oh My Lordy Lord

Oh my Lordy lord is used when one is Surprised or exited about something

Oh my Lordy lord is that a cake pop, Starbucks cake pop.

by 4drc45 March 3, 2022

Oh my cat

Unvoiced for Oh my God.

The /g/ sound is the the voiced cognate of the unvoiced /k/, and the /d/ sound is the voiced cognate of the unvoiced /t/, thus, articulator placement during production cat is identical to the production of the word god. God backwards may be dog, but God unvoiced is cat.

Oh my cat, what a cute houseplant.

by NYPopcat June 17, 2022

oh my gyat

Something that someone says when they are extremely surprised at how big someone’s ass is, usually admiring it.

“Oh my gyat! That’s a sigma skibidi toilet!”

by OhioRizzlerTheThird June 16, 2024