Wanker at the wheel

A guy in a (usually) small car, who drives on free ways wanking (Masturbating) while he's driving

British guy 1: "Look at that cheeky bastard fappin while ees drivin"

British guy 2: oh man ee's a wanker at the wheel, and ees watchin poan too!"

by Crown Victoria November 13, 2020

coochie wheel

Being the only female in a group of guys.

I couldn't talk about ponies or rainbows all night because I was the coochie wheel.

I hope my female coworkers don't show up and see me coochie wheelin then think I'm a ho.

by fat.man March 21, 2010

back on wheels

BACK ON WHEELS
End of the menstrual cycle.
Relates to the saying "up on blocks" - meaning menstruating.
Comparing the female time of the month to a car!

i.e. Justin was a very merry man when he arrived home to his scantily dressed girlfriend Maria.
" Ya back on wheels babe ? "

" Sure am big Big Boy "

by Ducky bum September 18, 2017

forth wheeling

when your three best friends are talking and you're sorta just there like plz help

geez i was forth wheeling today at school

by succ my left toe August 21, 2017

Wheel Barreling

When your girlfriend/wife says she is going to give you a threesome but has zero intentions of actually doing it.

My girlfriend keeps wheel barreling me about a threesome with the neighbor lady.

by Scizzott 402 July 26, 2022

meals on wheels

The act of doing 69 when one of the participants is confined to a wheel chair.

I met this hot paraplegic and we had some meals on wheels, needless to say I woke up with a bad taste in my mouth.

by WeipingLim August 14, 2007

Ferris wheel

A sexual act where a pair stands in a vertical 69 position, and proceed to do cartwheels while performing oral.

Derek, “I just Ferris wheeled Abby all around the hotel room.”

by Rawrer12345 February 20, 2019