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by tim1639 February 29, 2012
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Just before you climax, say something funny. If done correctly and timed perfectly, the girl will laugh as you ejaculate. Because she is laughing, the semen will squirt out her nose.
Just before you climax, say something funny. If done correctly and timed perfectly, the girl will laugh as you ejaculate. Because she is laughing, the semen will squirt out her nose.
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