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White Guy Goggles

The effect that Caucasian men have on Asian women (and other non-Caucasian ethnicity) which makes them appear to be more attractive than they really are.

IIt is very similar to Beer Goggles: A condition induced by alcohol where the eyes see the opposite gender as more attractive than they really are.

However, instead with White Guy Goggles, due to a man simply being Caucasian, women of other ethnicities will see this person as more attractive than they really are.

This is very SCARY for a lot of non-Caucasian females: are you dating someone who is in fact, ugly? The test, ALWAYS ask your white female counterparts. White girls and women are the only ones truly immune to White Guy Goggles, and will be able to objectively tell you whether that White guy is really hot or not.
Cindy Lee: OMG, that guy is sooooo hot

Amy Johnson: No, he's not. You just have White Guy Goggles.

FACT: 97% of women in China have White Guy Goggles. The average Chinese woman cannot tell the difference between the attractiveness of Brad Pitt versus the average everyday normal white guy.
by whiteguygoggles September 2, 2011
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white boys rappin

A hilarious comedy rap group who remakes popular song.
Songs can be heard at myspace.com/whiteboysrappin
A few White Boys Rappin songs include:
Science Boy Tellum
They Don't Know What I Mean! (Independent Remix)
by Skeebo March 22, 2008
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white boy rapper

Suburban rich kids that come from corn-fed, low to no problem households that try to fake it till they make it in the hip hop world.
I witnessed Carnage saying he made this up.
"white boy rapper party or real hip hop show tonight?"
by hiphopfanmn December 2, 2011
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White Van Girl

The opposite of white van man.
Delightful, polite, happy, attractive and helpful.
Usually self employed and loving it.
Outside of work she mostly uses it to cart a dog, artwork, music gear, recycling waste, and to zip around town doing chores.
This girl is a lady who is not afraid of traffic, big trucks, wolf whistling builders etc, manics on the road, or reversing into tight spots.
There goes a lovely white van girl, did you see her?
by Skorching May 10, 2011
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white boy moment

When to two white guys in celebration cannot decide between a fistbump or a highfive, which leads into a mini fist fight. Often followed by a very uncomfortable few seconds.
Jason just hit a hole in one and I tried to give him a highfive and he tried to give me a fistbump, then he switched to a highfive and I changed to give him a fistbump, we were all bumfuzzled. He and I just had a White Boy Moment!
by Hollanator January 2, 2012
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white african american

A black person that commits a crime against another black person or black community, but black society still wants to blame it on racism
Those cops that killed Fred, they werent black, theyre white african americans.
by CON$TA May 13, 2015
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Whitely Peak Ranch

A wannabe cow ranch with some of the most pathetic trout fishing. A place where horses respond to coyote callers and where city slickers live out there dreams to be cowboys. It is just west of Kremmling CO aka Kremtucky!!
Yo Bro you headin to Whitely Peak Ranch? Yeah man going to catch some guppies and get me a mustache ride....

Dude I just got back from Whitely Peak Ranch learned how to fall off a dirt bike and roll an ATV
by DeadPioneerLady October 7, 2011
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