Butt Wiggle of Doom

That little shimmy a cat's rear end does when it's about to pounce.

Watch out, I think you've got Buster wound up now; there's the Butt Wiggle of Doom!

by agent_175 July 28, 2009

Put it in her butt

The most common advice you will be given if you ever consult a member of the MX forums on complex relationship issues.

Desperate person - "I love this girl, she's really special to me but I don't know what I should do to get her to notice how much I want to be with her..."

MXican - "Put it in her butt." :naughty:

by Homicidal_Klown August 14, 2005

butt-rub event

A large, crowded event during which it is impossible to avoid rubbing your buttocks against another person's body. This is due to the large number of people and lack of personal space.

Concerts, festivals/carnivals, crowded nightclubs, raves, circuit parties and busy shopping days are all considered butt-rub events.

by Patrick Daly January 18, 2006

Christian Butt Sex

A way for Christian girls to have sex without losing her technical virginity.

Oh my Christian Butt sex!!!!!!!!

by Com'on Dog March 6, 2008

ninja butt-punch

An unexpected, very rapid punch to the buttocks - typically for retribution - most often achieved while walking up a staircase. "Ninja butt-punch" is quickly, quietly spoken by the attacker as he makes his move, with "BUTT" heavily accented as the fist makes contact.

"ninja BUTT-punch" -- "Ahh!! You faggot!!!"

by alftoid January 4, 2010

rocketing butt pee

a case of diarrhea so terrible it feels like the shit is rocketing out of your body and you are urinating out of your asshole

My co-worker had a case of rocketing butt pee over the weekend.

by TreDubDizzle August 25, 2009

raunchy butt fruit

Residual pieces of feces, usually caught upon ass hairs, which surprise an ass muncher in the middle of their business. Coming in a variety of sizes, they may escape even the most scrutinizing eyes of a veteran ass eater and give them a mouthful of a dirty surprise.
A rare version of the raunchy butt fruit remains just inside and behind the sphincter and emerges defiantly upon anal stimulation - these are the most notorious of anal 'fruits'. Upon encountering, most anal adventurers will pull back in revile and discontinue such explorations for an extensive period of time, usually upon the stipulation of prooving sanitary conditions before excursions are begun again.

Guy: (upon eating the asshole of their significant other they discover the dingles) Holy fuck! Raunchy butt fruit! (Vomits)
Girl: Ohh my god! (flushes) I'm so sorry honey!
Guy: (finished vomitting) Holy hell that was disgusting! Have you ever heard of wiping you dirty fucking whore?!
Girl: (cries)

by godlius December 28, 2008