Fucking rat

There's a God Damn rat in my pants and it is pulling my pubes and controlling me

Fucking rat

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

Dorime Fucking

Having sex to the beat/tempo of the song of "Dorime" on YouTube

Guys ask me how I keep my girl so happy, and the truth is just Dorime fucking

by Oliso June 1, 2020

fuck shui

The aftermath of rigorous sexual activity that results in the rearrangement of your furniture, whether it be living room, dining room or bedroom.

... Robin came over last night. She wasn't only a screamer, she totally fuck shui'd my living room furniture.

by sceeter December 21, 2010

Fuck O'Clock

1) Any time you wake up between 5am and 8am when you've have more than 5 hours sleep

2) Any time when you're awake between 3am and 5am

3) When you got to sleep somewhere around the 2nd Fuck O'Clock and you wake up in the afternoon

"Bloody hell I feel like I've been awake for days… what time is it? Oh shit, it's fuck o'clock!"

by BobTheWack July 25, 2015

Smudge Fuck

To ruin something through excessive handling.

I don't lend out my porno magazines anymore because they always come back smudge fucked.

by october-jones October 23, 2008

Piece of Fuck

The least useful human you have ever come across.

Karen is a useless piece of fuck.

by 2veedubs January 24, 2020

Petty-fuck

Noun. 1.An extremely irritating person who over analyzes everything due to being anal retentive 2.A complete nit-picking unlikable person that "grates" on other's nerves who critiques others while committing infractions himself.

Dale said to Jeff, "Stop nit-picking everyone in this car you miserable petty-fuck!" Or else you can walk home.

by RunninRonan October 16, 2017