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Dr. Jack Bright

Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever the amulet has last touched. His family has been associated with the Foundation (and other anomalous groups) since time immemorial. His younger brother is SCP-590 (which a few know); SCP-321 is a sister (which almost no one knows). At least two other relatives work for the Foundation at a high level. Several of Bright's discarded bodies — still possessing his personality and knowledge at time of separation from SCP-963 — have been put to work on secret Foundation projects. Bright possesses a desire to permanently die that he may not be conscious of; ironic, for he only became part of SCP-963 because he was trying not to die.
Researcher Bennett: Hey, who's that guy over there with the necklace?

Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!
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Galactic jack

"During my trip I had a galactic jack"
"Whoa man I heard it feels amazing!"
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people that need to collect jack

people that need to collect jack.

Liam needs to collect jack from under moms bed.
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jack cohen

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You don’t know anything about anything, or jack shit. It means you’re so out of the loop, you don’t even know Jill, let alone Jack. Like are they siblings? Dating? What’s the situation? You don’t know. That’s how lost you are.
He was tryna act like he knew what went down last night… boy, you don’t know Jill about Jack.
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Jack Watkingooner

The act of accidentally jerking your meat with cement and your hand gets hardened to your dick.
My brother put cement in my bottle of lube and I did a Jack Watkingooner.
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jack my main squeeze

jackson is a cool kid and he likes to send memes especially about the holocaust he is a terrorist and is apart of the mafia and likes to rape young children.
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