cat

cute fwuffy pet

i hwave free cats

by Fluffycat3872 January 31, 2023

Chile Cat

A statue of a chili cat, but chili is spelled like chile.

"Have you seen the chili statue?"
"Yea, its actually pronounced chile, not chili."
"Oh, so its pronounced Chile Cat, Ok."

by r2eh July 26, 2021

iPad cat

a cat that has seen so many videos and/or games for cats that they try to tap/play with any screen they see and are no longer engaged by regular cat toys. they need to play with a screen to stay entertained, much like an iPad kid.

friend: “why is your cat pawing at your phone screen?”
me: “I showed him too many cat videos and he became an iPad cat”

by kskaps January 21, 2023

Watermelon Cat

A cat that is sitting on a watermelon. Yeah I don't know how this became an insanely popular meme. Society is just crazy these days.

"If I fits, I sits."

~ Watermelon Cat

by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024

The Cat-Dog

When one "man" pulls his foreskin over another penis. Essentially making a finger puzzle

If I catch you trying the Cat-Dog again ,I'll spray you with the hose!

by Goose 253 January 11, 2021

Caillou cat

the best, nostalgic, i love my two baby kittens and they reming me of caillou cat, i fucking hate caillou that trash blad headass that gives rosie head and rapes his granpa but his cat is cool

caillou cat better than caillou

by qualityboi October 25, 2019

fat cat

a cat that is the size of a basket ball and eats chips and coke.

guy: look at that bear
girl: that snot a bear its a fat cat
guy: wow eat less cat

by #fatcats May 3, 2019