DEADBEAT BABY DAD

Brian Anthony Battle from east Baltimore.

My deadbeat baby dad is consistent at being inconsistent unless he wants sex.

by Buttanutt April 23, 2020

drip down baby

A human baby conceived as a result of the semen ejaculated onto a woman's body after hand job, most often used in the context of a shower handy where gravity causes the sperm to "drip down" into the woman's nether regions.

Swole Bro 1: Did you hear Mandy got pregnant?
Swole Bro 2: Yeah bro, Brock told me it was a drip down baby.
Swole Bro 1: No way brah! He's got some strong swimmers

by branch9000 August 15, 2016

Put the baby in the nile

When you must commit to something without having good evidence it's the best course of action.

I committed the new code, sometimes you just have to put the baby in the nile.

by BitWarrior October 6, 2016

Give the baby the iPad

When horny parents give their iPad to their little baby (who doesn't otherwise get it), so as to distract the baby enough to engage in copious amounts of unnatural sex. This is commonly observed in the West, and in several wealthy Indian households. In middleclass households, the iPad may be substituted with wooden or plastic toys, although they are not as effective as distraction devices.

Father: "Give the baby the iPad". Mother: "Baby, here's the iPad". Baby's happy. Mother slides away to have sex with the father.

by SemanticRealist August 7, 2017

Baby Chop Chop

A nickname given to a child when they decide to cut their own hair.

Baby baby chop chop, chopping off her hair. Baby baby chop chop, lying everywhere.

by Martini1267 July 17, 2019

belly button babies

A term used to describe a method of contraceptive that prevents actual babies from being produced.

Also used to refer to a kid masturbating and having the ejaculation land in their belly button.

Jeremy was in his room making belly button babies.

Don't be a dummy, cum on here tummy.

by daanvice April 8, 2015

clubbin baby seals

Act of easily being able to pick up girls somewhere

"Dude,there were so many chicks there it was like clubbin baby seals."

by dick fitznisenteit February 9, 2009