Medium red

A partner of the ginger variety with a medium sized penis

Oh, you mean the medium red I fucked?

by $80 March 10, 2022

red dragon blumpkin

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time

I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin

by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021

Red Chained

When the speed of your driving is exactly the amount it takes to reach every traffic light just as it turns red, you're getting red chained.

Boss: Damn it Johnson! Why are you late for the third time this week?
Johnson: Sorry boss I was getting red chained like crazy!

by BombTheTom December 7, 2015

Red

Idk man red is kinda sus

Cyan: red is kinda sus
yellow: ok

by Manwomanwomanmanman October 8, 2020

Red thumb

The ability to make plants die.

The guy has been growing things since he was a little fucking kid, he doesn't have a red thumb. Not all his plants die, and none die without cause or due to neglect. He takes good enough care of his plants, and though people can at least question his sanity, maturity, and responsibility (unlike some other people), there isn't anything about him that indicates he is an irresponsible person by nature.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

Red Rumble

The rumbling of the stomach indicating the urgent need to go to the bathroom.

Boy 1: “Bruh I feel the red rumble!”
Boy 2: “The bathroom is over there.”

by Walking onomatopoeia December 3, 2019

Red Mist Squidward

It starts off when Squidward practices his clarinet, then his practice gets interrupted by a salesman, the salesman says can I have a moment of your- Squidward: not interested. The salesman comes back but says the red mist is coming, Squidward is now having a depressional mental breakdown, crying really hard with hyper realistic eyes, he cries blood, but a scene later, he's in his house but he's not looking forlorn. Squidward has a gun and kills himself

RED mist squidward is too scary!

Yeah it scared me what

by PopCatty March 24, 2025