Auric Skeet Syndrome

A particular rare genetic mutation where the sufferer projects golden glitter from the penile glands instead of semen.

"Honey, this is just something you are going to have to get used to. Glitter is a part of my sex life. I suffer from Auric Skeet Syndrome."

by The Mumbling Manchildren October 29, 2017

spicy booty syndrome

spicy booty syndrome is caused by spicy foods being eaten and leaving outrageously "hot and spicy" coming out,
most commonly caused by big johns "red hot sausage" often so painful and "hot" that the sufferer may often checks for signs of rupturing during the passing. symptoms of spicy booty syndrome or "SBS" are intense sweating without popping a molly,sudden confidence that you can breathe fire through your ass, and very slow and deliberate movements when wiping.

1. Joey just ate a hot sausage, lol that kid is gonna get that spicy booty syndrome later

2. bruh, i should have never had that Jamaican patty from the gas station earlier..i already know i'm gonna get "sbs"

3.girl 1: Deborah didn't know about spicy booty syndrome till i snuck some scorpion pepper into her drink girl:2 she gon learn today lol

by fabrinochi September 19, 2013

Fat Cunt Syndrome

Mainly found in Males at the age of 18 years old, whos name starts with a K and ends with an N.
Commonly referred to this type of person as "A Fat Cunt with no life."

The known effects of this syndrome are:
1. No Life
2. Extremely obese
3. Retarded

Not all effects of this syndrome have been listed.

Any person retains the right to call this person a racial slur or any other type of slur.

Hey man, don't look at that guy he has Fat Cunt Syndrome.

by The Big Man 69420 July 8, 2022

Churchhill Down Syndrome

Closely related to the birth defect Down Syndrome. Which those with the condition have a widely recognized appearance. Churchhill Down Syndrome cause those with the defect to develop horse face. Symptoms vary from person to person and can range from mild to severe. Long face, buggly eyes, and protruding gums and teeth are typical signs of Churchhill Down Syndrome.

Sarah jessica Parker, Celine Dion, and Tori Spelling are examples of celebrities who suffer with Churchhill Down Syndrome.

by sinpunk August 26, 2011

Hunter Syndrome (OGS)

An ailment where a person in a video game cannot contain themselves and has to kill all players because they physically cannot do anything positive.

Yo Colin has that Hunter Syndrome (OGS) when we kosed all those Brazilians

by ImFunny.gov March 13, 2022

Facial Distortion Syndrome

The disease in which the afflicted person(s) unconsciously makes a face that could be interpreted as sexual arousal, constipation, or insanity.

Dont worry Hector, he doesn't think your hot, he just has Facial Distortion Syndrome

by Facial Distortion Syn Survivor October 26, 2009

Fast & Furious -syndrome

A phenomena when a movie gets a soulless sequel after sequel, just to pump money from the franchise.

"Have you seen John Wick 4?"
"No, why?"
"Producers are just milking money at this point. Starting to suffer from real Fast & Furious -syndrome"

by monarkki April 7, 2023