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Cats

1. Internet rulers

2. adorable.
"man i wish cars/cats were real"
by Bugbo the bug June 28, 2023
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Cat Polio

The inability to do something because you have a cat on your lap.
“Can you grab me a beer? I can’t get up, I have cat polio”
by Rolandofgilead September 2, 2025
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Cat

One of the best animals in the world. Cats are beautiful animals available in a lot of races.
Are you feeling sad? You should tell your cat about it.
by Dusty17 March 25, 2019
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Cats Ass

The alternative definition to "cats ass" as indicating something quintessentially cool. In this definition, cats ass is used to denote a small circular bald spot on the back of a mans head that is surrounded by dense hair and thus resembles a felines anus. The term can also be used to indicate any small circular void of something that was previously present and now missing, as long as it resembles it's namesake - a kitties butthole (e.g., a small round patch of dead grass in an otherwise healthy lawn). But let's be honest , its best used to harass your balding friends.
Johnny: Dude, did you see that tiny bald spot on the back of Jesses head?
Muldoon: I know dude! He's only 19 years old and already has a cats ass. Time to call Bosely.
by GGAllin25 September 4, 2017
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Black Nigga Cat

When the lights went out during the party, the black nigga cat with swag strutted in, knocking over drinks like it was setting its own vibe.

Every time the black nigga cat with swag walks down the street, even the dogs stop barking to take notes on its swag.
by Swag Cat Max January 11, 2025
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Cat

a substance that flows freely but is of constant volume, having a consistency like that of water or oil.
by scientist 101 September 21, 2020
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apple cat

a dumbass thing me and my friends made up in 2017. It's literally like this giant apple with a cat face inside that runs really fast
omg!! is that an apple cat I see?! I didn't know what to put here so uh, hooray apple cat!!
by orange shark July 13, 2021
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