ice age baby

the worst child ever conceived on this planet, kill ice age baby

1: I hate ice age baby
2: me too, let’s kill him with an axe

by yeehaw69iceage February 27, 2020

Hail mary baby

An act if desperation to save a failing marriage. With the end game being a baby born to divorcing parents. This child has a high chance of being very spoiled.

"He may have been a Hail Mary baby, least it was a boy. Damn child support sucks though"

"Did u hear Linda's prego!?!"
"Yeah they think a Hail Mary baby just going to swoop in and save the rest of their lives"

by angry lil bird September 23, 2013

baby cannon misfire

miscarriage

She was knocked up, but she had a baby cannon misfire.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

Soft Made Baby

One that since birth has never been able to produce results or finish simple tasks or simply cries a lot. One that is made ever so softly. (SMB)

synonyms: meek, week, lame, also can substitute the word bitch.

boy: I love you, but you dont give me enough affection.
girl: you're such a soft made baby.

by thrillarod September 25, 2010

Trapper keeper baby

When a trifling psycho bitch goes and gets pregnant by some random dude and then lie to the poor bastard that's trying to ditch her ass just so he sticks around. If you were born by this crazy ho, sadly you are a trapper keeper baby. If you are a trapper keeper baby, then thank and worship Maury Povich for exposing bat shit crazy broads like your mother.

I knew I was a trapper keeper baby when my mom told me she gets syndication checks from being a consistent guest on Maury Povich.

by Shittney Smavies April 3, 2019

sugar baby culture

A culture consisting of individuals that facilitate & provide a platform for a person or party giving lavish economical trade-offs in exchange for sexual favors and/or companionship.

Some people won't even pay you attention unless are making over 100K after taxes in this sugar baby culture we live in.

by XXXconsentform September 3, 2019

New Baby Buggy

The last thing you may expect to see when you solve a puzzle on Wheel of Fortune. The odds are against the puzzle with only two letters upon the board N and E with 4 doubtful letters. Hesitation on the puzzle has become foreseen.

So, this guy about 5-6 years ago named Emil went on Wheel of Fortune, won the game, and solved the puzzle called NEW BABY BUGGY. I'm impressed!

by Aedyn September 16, 2020