A term referring to a syndrome held by an insecure and extremely emotional girl who keeps opening her mouth to try to solve her personal and relationship issues by talking about them at the wrong time and to the wrong people, even after her guy told her continuously that it was making these issues worse. She keeps doing it over and over despite the fact that drama keeps happening because of her gargantuan mouth flapping. Over time the syndrome gets worse and worse. It finally climaxes over a couple of weeks because of some really horrendous incidents caused by her jabberjawing. So the girl finally breaks down one day after betraying his trust yet again, and she signs up for therapy to try to work on her self-control issues and her listening skills. Although she hopes her guy will trust her once again and give her a chance to share their love and happiness together once more like they did when she was his bear (really misses that), she'll be okay either way. Even if the changes she has made don't bring him back to her, she will be a stronger and happier person in the end because she won't ever hurt anybody like that again. She will defeat the Big Mouth Syndrome.
Melissa knew she had the big mouth syndrome when she asked her boyfriend's friend for advice during a very panicky moment, even though she knew he would be pissed if he found out.
by Stupid lovesick girl February 24, 2010
Get the big mouth syndromemug. by dr beetlejuice October 29, 2008
Get the blue light syndromemug. Suction Cup Syndrome
Suction Cup Sydrome, abbreviated SCS, is a disease that usually affects females (though it can occur in males as well) who 'suction' themselves to another person they are attracted to. This happens either after the SCS victim and their desired person have had sexual relations, or sometimes even after the SCS victim has been taken out by said person.
Symptoms of a person who has SCS include non-stop texting and calling after having sex or going on a date with you, even when they get no responce; excessive creeping on your facebook/myspace/twitter and evidence of that supported through their undeniably accurate knowledge of where you are and who you are with at nearly all times- sometimes even 'happening to be in the same place at the same time'; and if the person claims to be in love with or obsessed with you, or your girl/boyfriend, even when any of those feelings are not mutual in any way.
SCS is more frequent in the ages ranging from 16-25, but there have found to be exceptions.
If you or anyone you know may be suffering from SCS, its recommended that you contact a doctor for the possibility of psycological treatment. In less serious cases, a good slap in the face from a much more level-headed friend will suffice.
Suction Cup Sydrome, abbreviated SCS, is a disease that usually affects females (though it can occur in males as well) who 'suction' themselves to another person they are attracted to. This happens either after the SCS victim and their desired person have had sexual relations, or sometimes even after the SCS victim has been taken out by said person.
Symptoms of a person who has SCS include non-stop texting and calling after having sex or going on a date with you, even when they get no responce; excessive creeping on your facebook/myspace/twitter and evidence of that supported through their undeniably accurate knowledge of where you are and who you are with at nearly all times- sometimes even 'happening to be in the same place at the same time'; and if the person claims to be in love with or obsessed with you, or your girl/boyfriend, even when any of those feelings are not mutual in any way.
SCS is more frequent in the ages ranging from 16-25, but there have found to be exceptions.
If you or anyone you know may be suffering from SCS, its recommended that you contact a doctor for the possibility of psycological treatment. In less serious cases, a good slap in the face from a much more level-headed friend will suffice.
Day 1: Jane meets John.
Day 8: After talking for a while, Jane and John go out to dinner and movie. Jane and John bang.
Day 9: Jane texts John to thank him for good time. John doesn't reply.
Day 10: Jane again texts John to tell him that she wishes to see him again. Still no reply from John.
Day 11: Jane calls John. John doesn't pick up. Jane becomes angry.
Day 12: Jane calls John from blocked number. John picks up, says 'hello' and Jane hangs up. Jane repeats this process at least seven times during Day 12.
Day 13: Jane drives by Johns house to see if his car is there. It is, but so is another blue one. Jane records plate number and tries to find out whether or not this is a love interest of John.
Day 14: Jane finds out John had been on a date with another girl yesterday. Jane calls John from blocked number, but this time when he picks up, cries that she is in love with him and will do anything to get him back. John laughs and hangs up.
By Day 25, John has had enough and files a restraining order. Jane starts therapy around Day 30 and by Day 34, has found a new victim- Josh.
PLEASE NOTE: the John-Jane case is basically the most extreme Suction Cup Syndrome case that will occur. Most times, Jane's Day 12 or sometimes even Day 13 behavior is the farthest a person will get before coming to the realization that no matter what they do, they will not be desired by John.
Day 8: After talking for a while, Jane and John go out to dinner and movie. Jane and John bang.
Day 9: Jane texts John to thank him for good time. John doesn't reply.
Day 10: Jane again texts John to tell him that she wishes to see him again. Still no reply from John.
Day 11: Jane calls John. John doesn't pick up. Jane becomes angry.
Day 12: Jane calls John from blocked number. John picks up, says 'hello' and Jane hangs up. Jane repeats this process at least seven times during Day 12.
Day 13: Jane drives by Johns house to see if his car is there. It is, but so is another blue one. Jane records plate number and tries to find out whether or not this is a love interest of John.
Day 14: Jane finds out John had been on a date with another girl yesterday. Jane calls John from blocked number, but this time when he picks up, cries that she is in love with him and will do anything to get him back. John laughs and hangs up.
By Day 25, John has had enough and files a restraining order. Jane starts therapy around Day 30 and by Day 34, has found a new victim- Josh.
PLEASE NOTE: the John-Jane case is basically the most extreme Suction Cup Syndrome case that will occur. Most times, Jane's Day 12 or sometimes even Day 13 behavior is the farthest a person will get before coming to the realization that no matter what they do, they will not be desired by John.
by yourfavoriteg!rl_ October 7, 2009
Get the Suction Cup Syndromemug. Trump Infatuation Syndrome (TIS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their infatuation of Donald Trump, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reasoning.
Symptoms for this condition can be very diverse, ranging from sudden outbursts screaming MAGA, to a complete mental break. TIS can also often result in the sufferer exhibiting sexist/racially motivated violent outbreaks, homicidal, or even genocidal desires.
Paranoia is also a common symptom of TIS. Sufferers have been known to believe that they are in some way being persecuted through a deep state shadow government. This does not change their admiration for narcissistic authoritarian leaders and their repudiation for any check against the abuse of power.
If properly treated, suffers of TIS can make a full recovery. Treatment includes a reduction or complete elimination of Fox News, an understanding of science and reasoning, and talking to minority members of society.
Symptoms for this condition can be very diverse, ranging from sudden outbursts screaming MAGA, to a complete mental break. TIS can also often result in the sufferer exhibiting sexist/racially motivated violent outbreaks, homicidal, or even genocidal desires.
Paranoia is also a common symptom of TIS. Sufferers have been known to believe that they are in some way being persecuted through a deep state shadow government. This does not change their admiration for narcissistic authoritarian leaders and their repudiation for any check against the abuse of power.
If properly treated, suffers of TIS can make a full recovery. Treatment includes a reduction or complete elimination of Fox News, an understanding of science and reasoning, and talking to minority members of society.
Person 1: Did you hear about that meeting in Trump tower between Trump Jr and a Kremlin connected lawyer.
Person 2: That's just the deep state using the FBI to impeach Trump.
Person 1: Oh really? But didn't Trump Jr. admit to the meeting?
Person 2: The media really are the enemy of the people.
Person 1: Sounds like you have Trump Infatuation Syndrome.
Person 2: That's just the deep state using the FBI to impeach Trump.
Person 1: Oh really? But didn't Trump Jr. admit to the meeting?
Person 2: The media really are the enemy of the people.
Person 1: Sounds like you have Trump Infatuation Syndrome.
by PowerfulTruth July 22, 2018
Get the Trump Infatuation Syndromemug. Dick Weed Syndrome is a catastrophic STD. It causes a major Fungi infection on the nob of your dick. After the ninth day of the infection the nob begins to grow marijuana leaves, these leaves can give a major high, it makes you see purple unicorns with giant green penises were there horns should be.
by Depatment of STD Studies October 21, 2013
Get the Dick Weed Syndromemug. A girl who just by looking at her face has, will or wants to fuck primarily black males. Usually trashy looking as well. It is similar to being able to tell that someone has Down syndrome just by their face.
by Dane cook July 31, 2013
Get the Brown syndromemug. This is the feeling a female gets after having hot sex, then her boyfriend goes long distance (like from Wuhan to Shanghai). She misses him in her heart and his dick in her vagina. It's similar to the ghost limb feeling that can occur after an arm or leg is removed.
I surely have GDS. Every time I hear his name my vagina pulsates- feels like I'm missing a piece of me. Ghost Dick Syndrome makes me feel empty!
by Radtastic Tino December 20, 2010
Get the Ghost Dick Syndromemug.