Fart Fingers

Phalanges filled with hot air smelling of shit used for tapping.

I got a lot of healing from those NFG fart fingers but now I stink to high heaven.

by FFS Hungry Hippo April 16, 2022

fart vortex

färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.

I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.

by Cryosleeping January 31, 2020

fart

<a stinky odor.>

I fart in your face.
What??

by ASDYGH April 9, 2020

Fart cup

To place a cup (styrofoam or solo) against your anus and fart into then hand to someone as though it’s a drink . Give the gift of sharing your farts with your friends and family l.

I like to fart cup my friends when they’re being assholes.

by The protector March 24, 2020

fart magazine

A magazine with fate noises in it

O I’ve always wanted to have a fart magazine to know what kind of fart noises their are

by Dakota dd January 14, 2018

Bitch-Farts

When yo bitch queef when you guys are fucking

My gf had some major bitch-farts the other day

by Keisha con migo August 25, 2019

Super Smelly Stanky Fart

It’s plain and simple. Right there in the word itself. It’s a fart that is super smelly but also very stanky. We love some loud, super smelly stanky farts. Am I right? *makes farting noise with armpit followed by crowd of elementary schoolers fucking dying laughing*

Mack: Yo, I was giving this girl the pipe last night right? Then all the sudden she sat on my face and annihilated it with a super smelly stanky fart. It reeked of a combination of Taco Bell, Arby’s, and Buffalo Wild Wings.

Kenny: Man, I wish I had a girl that would project an incredibly super smelly stanky fart onto my face. She sounds awesome.

*kenny dies of AIDS*

by HomieWithThatXtraChromie February 17, 2023