thats whats up

You dont give a sh*t but you dont wanna be a asshole so you nicely agree to them.

I was playing fortnite all night and beat the battle pass!

thats whats up.

by adadsdwa February 4, 2024

What the hap is fuckening

An expression of neurodivergent, dyslexic confusion, "what the fuck is happening?"

Can refer to the state of affairs in any very specific situation or in a general sense of society as a whole.

Person A: "Have you heard they're building a concentration camp in the Everglades and they're calling it "Alligator Alcatraz"?"

Person B: "What the hap is fuckening?"

by MizzBean August 24, 2025

What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019

What's popin'

used by middle age guys to blend in with the popular kids

Toms dad : what's popin' kiddo
Tom *leaves room in embarrassment and hangs himself*

by WhatIsLostLove November 4, 2023

unless you know what you are doing

A phrase that is often mentioned in technical documentation to make readers more cautious about their actions.

The options http_debug and advanced are reserved for developers. They should not be adjusted unless you know what you are doing. No documentation is currently written for them.

by reyuki June 25, 2024

what's plots

a phrase used to ask what's happening, so commonly used that someone made a party-finding app named after it.

Tristan: Yo what's plots this weekend?
Kent: There's a rave on Eighth Street on Friday, Dave's EDM fest @ Midway this Saturday, and Tati's kickback the afternoon before

by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024

Guys, What Are We Doing Here?!

It is said with a rhetorical tone to overstate its emphasis, but also in total seriousness because the situation calls for a cold, figurative slap in the face.

If an eye roll was a vocal expression and not a sigh, this would be it.

Eldee: Ok, so happy hour at BP is from 3-6, wings, mini pizzas, and ceasers. I made a reso for right in front of the big screen, the fights start at 7.

Colleen: There's a really cutesy and ironic place on the Lower East Side that has fantastic arugula salad, and the rosee comes in fair trade mason jars!

Eldee: Guys, What Are We Doing Here?!

by Mike109999 February 16, 2022