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Brown Greg

When a brown based fuck froth gets whipped up and contained by the asshole hair, as a product of par taking in homosexual anal activities with an unwiped asshole, forming a self contained, chocolate mousse-like lubrication system. A true breakthrough for vigorous asshole expeditions.
An unwiped Gregory ejaculated in is hand and rubbed it on Joeys cock whilst being butt fucked, creating a thick and rich Brown Greg for hours of poopy pounding. Disclaimer: may or may not contribute to a Leaky Leo
by T Puddles July 12, 2023
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Rhapsody in Brown

1. A shit. Dump. Poop. Caca. Doodie. Butt cruller. Colon Phó. Dookie. Craptain’s Log. Turd. Et shitera.

(A color shift, or word-play on “Rhapsody in Blue,” the title of George Gershwin’s iconic, jazz-infused composition for solo piano and orchestra - which only a perverse individual would use as a metaphor for taking a gigantic emergency dump-a-roo.)

2. The title of McBackdoornugget Gershwin’s not-as-iconic, hyper-sexualized composition for amplified, prepared solo contrabassoon and didjeridoodoo ensemble.

(M. Gershwin was George Gershwin’s conjoined twin who lived inside his transverse colon. He lived until age 14, shortly after celebrating his bar mitzvah.)
1. Salomé von Schtankenburg: “Carthage! You’re 10 minutes late for rehearsal AGAIN. What’s going ON with you?!?”

Carthage McFartface: “BISSSHH I WAS MAYKINA RHAPSODY IN BROWN FOUR YOR INFOURMASHION BISH WEN YOU GOTSSA GOE BISSH YOU GOTTA GO NOW GETOUDDAMYWAYBISSSHHH AYIM NOWW TEN. PLUS ONE MINITZ. LAYTE.”

2. (From The Contrabassonist’s Weekly):
“The seventh-best recording of M. Gershwin’s ‘Rhapsody in Brown’ features the undeniable virtuosity of the legendary Inuit contrabassonist Qalnuuuuuuuknuuuknuuk Smith, whose deep, truly smelly, scatological tone nevertheless penetrates the hearts — and clits — of his listeners. Hats off to the didjeridoodooists, too.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 29, 2025
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browned

A combination of what is currently the third definition in bro and owned. Pronounced like those two and not like the word "brown."
The term is similar to owned but more emphasized due to the reference to bro rape. A special kind of owned that shatters innocent world-views, self-esteems, and any fond memories of Jack Johnson that one may have had prior to being victimized in this fashion.
Hey did you see that news report last night? Scientology totally got browned by Anonymous.
by ChadBroChill3141592 April 5, 2008
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brown tailed snowbunny

A brown tailed snowbunny is a white woman or girl who enjoys anal sex.
Guy 1: hey did you know home girl was a brown tailed snowbunny???
Guy 2: no i didn't imma have to go try that.
by pandalover1239834898488348093 December 19, 2012
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Jason Brown

He has a sharpie for a head he isn't that good at sports but he get away with it. He has a weird odd head shape. Used to go too elementary and at first he cool but then he was rude that why you never seen his dad all the time. - Gabriel Chaaban
You good at sports right
yea why
so u must be jason brown
by Gabriel Chaaban January 10, 2024
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Brown out

A brown out happens when you miss or can't make to the toilet and shit all over the bathroom.
B Ryan had a brown out in Trip Gee's house. Shit was everywhere, asshole explosion.
by OdinSoundTV July 16, 2023
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brown bitch

a brown bitch is just a non african nigga
by bbc master 3000 November 10, 2021
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